I’m bound to serve him by Mistress Hela’s orders. Unless his actions directly cross Mistress Hela’s, I have no reason to.

I’m bound to serve him by Mistress Hela’s orders. Unless his actions directly cross Mistress Hela’s, I have no reason to.

cosmo tip 119: if he tells you you’re pretty, knee him in the crotch
This works wonderfully. UuU #BeWarnedThough #YourMistressMayDitchYou #AndPaybackComesInTheFormOfAGreatDirtyHoleInTheGround >n<

he’ll never get the smell of helpee off of his boots
kinda as requested by froglivers (except not really? i suck at requests haha)
I /told/ you to stop teasing him and just give him the bacon cookies. U.U #YouNeverListenLoki
Loki ALWAYS lies. >n< #TypicalDayInTheCave
Drawn in the car+coloured in the hotel
I wish I could make everyone read Journey into Mystery. Because everyone should be reading it. Especially if you like Loki.
OnO Why didn’t you warn me about the milkshakes Loki?! TnT
#TubbyLeah
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“Brings all the boys to Asgard” by TubbyToon
Lady Sigyn borrowed several of her Harlequin Romance novels to me. They are quite…stimulating. Unfortunately Loki decided to see for himself what I was reading. >//n//<

Because radioactive-green Thori wasn’t cutting it.<3
A Boy and His Dog [recolored] by Jennifer Merritt
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Team Loki from Twitter: @LokiSerrure, @ThoriHellHound
[ Loki, Thori © Journey Into Mystery - Marvel ]
ASD/L;HKSDDFJEF/VE.
I AM CRYING.
DEAR LORD
IT’S THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
AND THEN YOU STARTED MAKING OUT WITH THE ICE SCULPTURE.
LITTERALLY
CAN
NOT
BREATHE.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL.
I AM SO SO TERRIBLY SORRY. IT’S TOO HILARIOUS NOT TO POST.
DEAD
THAT IS WHAT FORGIVENESS SOUNDS LIKE: SCREAMING AND THEN SILENCE
sad fact is this is not out of character hfewhfuiw
O.O … XuX <3
British magpie rhymes in Journey into Mystery #622
One for sorrow
Two for joy
Three for a girl
Four for a boy
Five for silver
Six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told.~
One for sorrow
Two for mirth
Three for a funeral
Four for a birth
Five for heaven
Six for hell
Seven’s the Devil his own selfI love how Mr. Gillen mixed two versions of the rhyme. There’s a lot of magpie folklore and symbolism poured into Ikol.